everyday uses for saw traps

[Biomechanic]

domestic uses for saw traps

just though.... if jigsaw was to put his not inconsiderable jeneus to asisting the general populus without maiming them.... what other uses could his traps have?


e.g..

ivans trap from Saw IV

olive pitter
place two olives in the head restraint where the eyes would be.... stand well back and hold the triggers... detonate trap and voilla..... two perfectly pitted olives.

oorrr.....

acid trap from the end of saw VI

Meat marinater
rather than leaving meat to marinate for hours and hours, simply place at the centre of that device, fill the acid tank with a tasty flavouring of your choice, detonate trap and voilla...... instantly marinated meat :) for best results flame grill on a barbeque and serve with a crispy salad and sharp alcoholic beverage of your choice :)

[VaCcAr0]

LMAO

I'd + rep you if I could.
I can see the infomercials now.

[Mr. Briggs Inc.]

Reverse beartrap: Instead of leaving them arouns for bears to step in, slide a piece of meat around the jaws and rig a trigger near them; when the bear goes to bite down, its mouth will be decimated! :D

Venus facemask: Instead of wasting time applying makeup, simply throw some in the face-cover and the machine presses it to your face for an even spread in seconds!

[Biomechanic]

reverse bear trap:

cant get that pesky coconut open??.........

[Jigsaw2470]

Rod shooter from SAW IV:
No nails to hang those pesky picture frames with? Just shoot a rod into your wall. Sure it's dangerous... but so are nails.... so yeah....

[Buried_Myself_Alive]

Angel Trap from Saw III:

Big on hunting? Are you not a fan of having to gut your catches? Leave it to this handy contraption! Just hang it up, set the timer and voila! You've got yourself an almost-perfectly gutted catch! Not only does it work EXCEPTIONALLY well, but the finished project also looks b-e-a-utiful!

*disclaimer* May not work on every catch. Persons using item are subject to mangling, loss of body parts, death and minor injury.

[End Game]

drill chair

love giving wet willies, but hate having your fingers in peoples ears?

[lockedinabathroom]

reverse bear trap:

cant get that pesky coconut open??.........
Haha, this one ftw.

[Samuel Loomis]

id totally put bev in the rack trap. not sure what the purpose of that would be though :godfatha:

[tobinbellpwns]

rbt for cracking nuts.

[Samuel Loomis]

kerry's trap for getting some tasty baby back ribs :)

[End Game]

addisons hand trap as a potatoe pealer

[lockedinabathroom]

id totally put bev in the rack trap. not sure what the purpose of that would be though :godfatha:
Lol, you bastard :bringit:

[Samuel Loomis]

Lol, you bastard :bringit:

oh lol, you wanna fight bev?

ive been working out, i hope you are prepared to fight this here loomis machine

http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/screengrab/2009/04/mike-tyson.jpg

[Angelofnomercy77]

***New New New*** Strahm's style in the box, just add water and Alberto vo5 lock your head in a glass box and fill to full. A quick shake and tracheotomy is all that's needed for you to look salon beautiful.

[Socks]

Use The Rack for making rope and wicker chairs.

[Angelofnomercy77]

I was almost tempted to not put this one but

HOJ products presents IQ test in a box, test how smart you are by placing a much coveted item in a box with razors where your hands go. But don't tell your test subject about the other method of entry to what they want. Its natural selection scaled down to a simple box..

New at HOJ co we make products interesting.

[MehLon]

The Rack for opening jam jars - just clamp the restraint around the lid and volia!

The Carousel for choosing which shirt to wear that day

The Pendulum for spliting a chocolate orange

[AceyJigsaw]

Meat taking too long to defrost? Throw it in to the steam trap ^^

[End Game]

Meat taking too long to defrost? Throw it in to the steam trap ^^
best spa ever

[Mr. Briggs Inc.]

Want finely polished nails but don't have the arm-strength or patience to rub fast enough or work on each nail individually? Try the buffer-box, another fine product from JigCo! Stick the desired hand into each of the holes to have all your nails quickly filed, buffed, smoothed, and shined! Works like an assembly line; bring your friends!

[Biomechanic]

Pendulum trap
slices ham, beef and pork ultra thin.. Perfect for sandwiches.

[DetectiveHoffman23]

Pendulum trap
slices ham, beef and pork ultra thin.. Perfect for sandwiches.

I'm interested put me down for twenty!!! Thats one of the best ones ive seen so far

[tobinbellpwns]

bathtub trap- kill your wife

[Biomechanic]

pauls razor wire room

creche for problem children

[Samuel Loomis]

bathtub trap- kill your wife

*Lul

acid from kerrys trap- bath wash

[Biomechanic]

bathtub trap- kill your wife

thats not realy an every day activity fpr most people.....

are you fred west? or king henry tudor VIII?

[tobinbellpwns]

thats not realy an every day activity fpr most people.....


don't be so sure


glass jar room- extreme musical chairs for the kids

[Pig Head]

Want to give blood? Afraid of needles? Then what you need is the Official Saw V Blood Donater (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-rPvVfTQXP4&feature=related)! You'll give so much blood, you'll never need to donate again! In fact... you'll be practically dead! :D

[Knowhere]

Scalping Chair
Want To Have A Short Haircut Then Take PLace On This Chair And Get Ready To Become A Skinhead (Or reather A Skullhead)

[Big Saw Fan]

The head traps from Saw VI to get juice from an orange.

[DetectiveHoffman23]

Tired of your looking at your significant other or a random hookup the bedroom trap takes care of all now you dont even have to look at them ever again!

Also known to cause excitement so much your body parts will fly literally!!